that feeling when you can’t tell if something is wet or just cold????
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
Sir, my cat is stuck in a tree…
What starts with “F” and ends in “uck?”
*Hosed down the next street*
Dedicated to boxcarwaiting (´・ω・`)
MORE FUTURE FISH!!!
sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…
There he go
*sees good art*
*thinks I can art*
*tries to art*
So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities